Short Quotes For Parents

Funny baby advice quotes & a dose of reality “75% of every parent’s daily calories probably come just from licking knives.” “i love cleaning up messes i didn’t make. So i became a mom.” “hell hath no fury like a toddler who’s sandwich was been cut into squares when they wanted triangles.” “it’s like kids can just smell when you start relaxing.” “being new parents just puts your whole world into perspective.

You are all of these and more to me!” “a dad is the anchor upon which his children stand.” I made odd noises as a child. All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and someone who believes in them.

There is no such thing as a perfect parent.

A good parent lets the child learn from their mistakes and carry on guiding them. “opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” —kyle chandler “you have brains in your head. Always love your parents quotes. Funny baby advice quotes & a dose of reality “75% of every parent’s daily calories probably come just from licking knives.” “i love cleaning up messes i didn’t make.